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dinsdag, mei 13, 2003

LOL, Jeanne piekert over een koelkastmagneet met subtiele tekst, en verwijst naar een site met meer subtiliteiten, in de categorie Man Bashing:

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.

Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.

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