Ik kreeg een briljante link van Shywell: de bijbel in IRC-taal.
Voorbeeldje uit Genesis:

* Jehova has joined #Eden
what have you done?
it was the serpent!
Serpent, schmerpent!
really!
* Jehova sets mode: -v Serpent
fs
* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com
* Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!"
* Flamingsword has joined #Eden
* Jehova has left IRC (signed off)

Uit het Noachverhaal: * Humanity has left IRC (Excess Flood)