Sommige wetten zijn vreemd, maar er is altijd nog een overtreffende trap:
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have more than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
En zo nog heel veel andere wetten op Dumblaws
Bovenstaande komen uit het overzicht van Staats- en gemeentewetten van de USA.

Dit staat er onder het kopje The Netherlands:
It is semi-legal to smoke pot.
Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.
It is not legal to sell beer and wine on Sunday, but mixed drinks are available by the glass.