Er wordt een nieuwe bijbel aangeboden, die veel mogelijkheden biedt voor sponsors. Voorbeeldje:

Genesis 3:22
And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil; and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the Mentos, and eat, and become fresh with me....

Matthew 15:17-20
And they say unto him, we have here but five Lender's bagels, and two Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. He said, bring them hither unto me. And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and took the five loaves, and the two fishes, and looking up to heaven, he took out his Motorola cellular phone and called Domino's Pizza. And they did all eat, and were filled; and they took up of the slices that remained twelve boxes full for breakfast.